A Glasgow man staggered topless across a busy dual carriageway and shouted at sheep in a field before opening a stranger's car and urinating on a nine-year-old boy.
Thomas Degnan, from Cranhill, Glasgow, caused chaos at a filling station before weaving across the A9 trunk road near the Gleneagles Hotel.
He forced a number of motorists to swerve out of his way to avoid striking him before he ended up in the field haranguing an innocent flock of sheep.