WINDOW OF OPPORTUNITY
It’s another hot one in Fiver Towers. The smart-casual dress code has been updated to allow string vests and knotted hankies, and The Fiver is drinking a summer cocktail (Tin Top – two parts Tin, one part tap water) to stay hydrated. A window has been opened for the first time since 2004, and nobody’s seen The Man since he popped out for a Cornetto five days ago. And yet once again, football refuses to stop.