A Virginia liquor store was left in disarray early on Saturday after a masked “burglar” broke in, smashing bottles and causing a ceiling tile to collapse. Staff arriving at the Ashland-area premises discovered alcohol pooled across the floor, initially suspecting a human intruder.
However, the true culprit of the nocturnal rampage was revealed to be a raccoon, found passed out on the bathroom floor following its boozy escapade. The trash panda had targeted the bottom shelf, home to scotch and whisky, leaving a trail of destruction.