A liquor store owner found a very serious problem when opening up their Virginia based store — there was a break-in. And after looking around, cautiously and wincefully, all that the owner could find were broken bottles of alcohol on the floor and a passed-out raccoon on the bathroom floor.
Everything about a raccoon is marginally funny. They have little tiny hands, sometimes stand on their hind legs when rummaging through your trash, and perhaps the funniest of all — the evolutionary poetry of an animal known for stealing stuff from your garage having a natural Zorro mask. Well, it turns out raccoons can actually be more ridiculous than they already are.
