It’s what we all want: the as-it-stands table changing all the time on the final day. The title and relegation going right down to the wire. Cross to Soccer Saturday (on a Sunday, forgive the marginally out-of-date casting).
“We’re off to the court of arbitration for sport, there’s been a points deduction but who for, Chris Kamara?” “I don’t know Jeff, has there? I must have missed that” … “Chris, have you not been watching?” “I haven’t” … Kammy picks up. “No, you’re right, I saw Evangelos Marinakis clench his fists at the judge, but I thought he’d won his appeal.”
