Pour One Out For This Hotel Guest Who Found A Literal Fucking Dead Body Under Their Bed

In news which has well and truly brought my breakfast right up, a bloke staying at a hotel in Tibet discovered there was a literal corpse under his bed. I am heaving. I have not stopped screaming since I learned this truly revolting nugget of information. I need someone to invent a time machine so I can go back to a better, purer place where I didn’t know this was a real-life occurrence. The man, who has only been identified in local media as Mr Zhang