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Rory Norris

Players were responsible for over 55% of kills during Marathon's Server Slam, I guess to protect their precious 384,866 drinkable cheeseburgers and 145,822 bottles of alien milk

Server Slam Marathon UESC Bungie
Marathon: A low-angle shot of a group of Runners shooting Ticks leaping towards them inside a narrow corridor.

Marathon's four-day Server Slam wrapped up yesterday, leaving me in the lurch until I get my hands back on it on Thursday—a sentiment shared by fellow PC Gamer Morgan Park after sinking 21 hours into it over the weekend.

During the Server Slam, Bungie were monitoring your every move, from how many people made it out of Tau Ceti alive each match, how many UESC robots we killed, and the most important stats: how much Premium Tick Milk and Drinkable Cheeseburgers we hauled outta there.

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