Phil Foden’s big rush back to be played out of position against Slovakia

Phil Foden back at work after paternity leave. Photograph: Eddie Keogh/The FA/Getty Images

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Contrary to speculation – and very lonely teenage years – Football Daily has produced many children. We therefore know how completely and utterly tedious the early days of a newborn can be. All they do is sleep and produce very weird excrement while you wonder if the whole buildup to the big event has been worth it – very much like being an England fan.