US defence secretary Pete Hegseth said on Fox News on Sunday that he has considered ordering 'lots of pizza on random nights' to confuse people who monitor takeaway activity around the Pentagon for hints of looming military action.
It was a throwaway joke with a slightly sharper edge than it first appears. The so called 'Pentagon Pizza Report' has built a following by treating sudden late night spikes at nearby pizzerias as an open source tell that senior officials are working late, watching a crisis, or preparing to move.
