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Politics
David James

Pete Hegseth opens his own Strait of Hormuz in public flatulence episode, mocked by Iran officials

Something that makes sense finally emerged from one of Pete Hegseth‘s orifices. Unfortunately for the world, said orifice wasn’t his mouth.

As Pete Hegseth took the podium yesterday to deliver some equal parts terrifying and insane proclamations about killing thousands in the name of Jesus Christ, his butt pre-empted him with an announcement of its own:

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