PEP TALK
Triumph and disaster. That’s how Kipling described “life’s two impostors” in the most quoted line from If, his paean to equanimity. But sod him, because a) it says here he’s been cancelled and b) he died in 1936 and therefore knows the square root of bugger all about Big Cup. Goodbye triumph and disaster, hello “visionary genius and bald fraud”. Those are the impostors Pep Guardiola will be wrestling with in the next few weeks as he tries to finally win Big Cup with Manchester City, a journey (drink two fingers) that resumes against Bayern Munich at the Etihad tonight.