‘I ended up giving out one jelly bean per person’: Kirsty Paterson, the sad Oompa-Loompa
In February this year, Kirsty Paterson was, she says, “a bit lost”. At 29, she had worked for an estate agent for five years and hated it. When she was diagnosed with ADHD, she realised a nine-to-five office job was never going to be a good fit. “It’s quite hard, because you try to do things like everyone else, and you think: ‘Why can I not be as organised?’ or ‘Why can I not just sit still?’ That’s the big thing for me.”
