Paris Saint-Germain, Pochettino and a failed attempt to buy respectability

Things are so bad for Mauricio Pochettino at PSG, he’s been handed the Arsène Wenger Big Coat of Shame. Photograph: Stéphane Mahé/Reuters

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The Fiver’s French cousin, Garçon la bière la moins chère tout de suite Allez Allez Allez Fiver, has been doing some in-depth research into football finance matters. He should probably do a DNA test while he’s at it. Anyway, there he was, reading L’Equipe like a show-off when he decided to call The Fiver and tell us what he’d learned.