OPINION - Tom Newton Dunn: Rachel Reeves plots to add new council tax bands... plus an income tax cut

You’ll tax this. Well you’ll tax that. But you’ve got a secret tax bombshell. Well you’ve already taxed the pants off everything, and you’re dirty stinking liars to boot.

Saint Nigel’s resurrection aside, I suspect that’s the sum takeaway from the general election campaign this week for about 99.5 per cent of us.