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Martin Robinson

OPINION - Nine ways evil woke snowflakes have ruined Christmas from Quality Street wrappers to 0% beer

Christmas is a time for peace and harmony. Or so it used to be until the bloody woke brigade started infuriating us good British proper people and making us all turn purple with rage while we sit drunk the corner, paper crown askew, murderously munching a chocolate orange like it’s an apple.

Here’s what will drive you most mad this Christmas, thanks to the wokies.

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