At last, the thing that will save young men from suicide, feminism, masturbation and post-structuralism: mewing. Not meowing, though you wouldn’t be surprised if that were proposed as a solution These Days. No, mewing: the practice of putting your tongue flat to the roof of your mouth — keeping tension with the tip of your tongue against your teeth — in order to build up your facial muscles and fashion a square, chiselled jaw.
Yes, what young men need is the look of an Eagle comics hero, which should help them to become similarly capable, decisive, aggressive, merciless and, above all, sexually appealing Winners, like in the Good Old Days. And mewing is the way to get it.
