The ABC has done an investigation into one of the wildest political mysteries this side of Parliament House and it involves a One Nation candidate who may or may not exist. Yes, you read that correctly.
Narelle Seymour is one of seven candidates competing for the seat of Hughes, you know, the one currently held by gallbladder stone Craig Kelly. As you’d expect, all seven candidates are doing the usual campaigning, except one. Nobody has heard of Miss Narelle here. Nobody has seen her. None of her rivals knows who the fuck she is.
