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The Guardian - UK
The Guardian - UK
Sport
Barney Ronay

Off the rails: UK’s uniquely bad trains test the will to watch football

Illustration of passengers in individual train carriages going off the rails
‘Why run a train company at all when your model involves treating passengers as an irritating daily inconvenience?’ Illustration: Cameron Law

And I shall look upon your fixed infrastructure, your rolling stock, your ludicrous ticketing, your urine-soaked toilet cubicle floors on which we lay our heads while travelling the spine of this small and ostensibly wealthy country. And I shall judge you on your infrastructure, your rolling stock and all those other things. And I shall do so harshly. Because they are, let’s face it, absolutely bloody awful.

There is a theory that the health of a society should be measured by the state of its drains. The Romans? You could drive a chariot down there. On the other hand the rail network does a pretty good job too as an anatomy of care, planning, hope and indeed the ability to make some very simple things work.

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