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Jennifer Young

"Not now sweetie, Mummy's making CrowdStrike memes" — a compilation of the finest jokes the internet has created amongst crippling digital chaos

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Scene from the Sims where lady leaves baby on fire to go on computer.

What you need to know

  • A huge Microsoft outage today has caused chaos across airports, hospitals, banks and more and has been described as a "digital pandemic".
  • The error, caused by a bug in CrowdStrike will cause widespread issues for days to come yet, as people sleep in airports and health services globally try to recover.
  • Of course, people on the internet have still been able to make memes, many memes. 
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