The North Sea, with its cold grey waters, is the world’s drabbest. Or so you might have thought, but this documentary featuring the Dutch diver and underwater cinematographer Peter van Rodijnen sets out to tackle the misconceptions. His stunning footage puts all the splendours of this stormy stretch of water on show, and his voiceover gives it an endearing eccentric charm.
First, the greyness. Van Rodijnen films the North Sea’s waves sparkling with the cosmic blue light of bioluminescent algae, and lit up with the disco colours of coral and plankton blooms. He also brings us cute, coo-worthy stories from the depths; take the male shorthorn sculpin fish (no looker, it must be said) who spends the winter looking after his eggs, cleaning and blowing fresh water over them. Van Rodijnen’s camera is there for the baby fish hatching – pop, pop, pop out of their pearly plump pink eggs. There are some quirky stories, too, including a barnacle with a superlong penis.
