I could say that the atmosphere was electric at the launch of this e-scooter, or that the background music at the tech presentation was AC/DC, or even that it has potential to lead the charge to a green future.
But obviously I won’t.
Instead I’m going to talk about wheels. There was a time when scooter wheels were the size of pound coins, which combined with the fact that the weight of the engine was over the back wheel, gave them the handling of a demented blancmange, except less precise.