Nigel Farage's failed Brexit bile sits as nicely as Ann Widdecombe's cheese sandwich ban

If you’re feeling bored why not Google the top 10 moments of The Nigel Farage Show on LBC in 2017.

It’s a rewarding listen. At number six, caller Tony asks: “If, two or three years down the line, the UK economy is suffering as a direct result of us leaving the EU, are you prepared to apologise to this country and leave politics ­altogether?”

Farage’s reply? “If Brexit is a disaster, I will go and live abroad. But, Tony, it isn’t going to be a disaster. We’ve just managed to get ourselves in a lifeboat off the Titanic.”