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The Guardian - UK
The Guardian - UK
Sport
Barry Glendenning

Newcastle United and the indignity of losing to West Ham

Nuno Espírito Santo’s power stance.
Nuno Espírito Santo’s power stance. Photograph: Glyn Kirk/AFP/Getty Images

HAMMERITE?

Following defeat at Leeds 10 days ago, one West Ham-supporting WAG suggested Jarrod Bowen “must feel like that one human actor in a Muppets film” in a Social Media Disgrace post that got nowhere near the amount of LOLs it deserved. And having seen their team go a goal down on Sunday, moments after their captain had spanked a shot from distance off a post, West Ham fans must have felt it was going to be another regulation day in which Bowen tried to channel his inner Michael Caine in a bid to lend some much-needed gravitas to a typically absurdist and slapstick performance. The feeling can only have been heightened when he was awarded a penalty only to see it overturned by the curtain-twitchers in Stockley Park. But against all odds, West Ham dug deep and managed to eke out a rare and thoroughly deserved victory.

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