So Tory MP Neil Parish was looking at a tractor called a Dominator when he “accidentally” stumbled across pornography
in Parliament.
No, me neither.
At first it seemed like another extract from the Conservatives’ Compendium of Spurious Excuses. Right up there with Dominic Cummings driving to Barnard Castle to test his eyesight (maybe he should have looked at tractors too) or Boris Johnson being “ambushed by cake”.