We were stuck somewhere between the ground-floor bar with the giant bronze eagle and the rooftop patio with the neon "Born Free" sign.
Confined in a stalled stairwell inside Kid Rock's Big Ass Honky-Tonk & Rock 'n' Roll Steakhouse, a bride-to-be demonstrated her freedom to let out a big-ass scream.
"I'm getting married, so hurry the [bleep] up!" she yelled to a crowd that included several other bachelorette parties besides hers.