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Politics

Name that tumour: Donald, Elon, Vladimir, Nigel?

Nigel Vladimir Robert Jenrick Donald Trump Elon Musk
Donald Trump and Elon Musk campaigning in Pennsylvania on 5 October.
Donald Trump and Elon Musk campaigning in Pennsylvania on 5 October. Photograph: Carlos Barría/Reuters

When I had oesophageal cancer, you were kind enough to publish my letter (29 May 2022) about naming my tumour Boris, as an unwelcome growth that needed to be eliminated. Well, I won that one, but now the gods have decided to bestow prostate cancer upon me. My shortlist of names this time around is Donald, Elon, Vladimir and Nigel. Any better ideas?
Rodney Smith
Newton Mearns, East Renfrewshire

• Robert Jenrick is concerned about the teaching of “pseudo-Marxist gibberish” in our universities (Former British colonies owe ‘debt of gratitude’, says Robert Jenrick, 29 October). Will he therefore pledge that any future Tory government will ensure all students are taught real Marxism?
Alan Gray
Brighton

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