2019 was a pretty exciting year for me.
I stole a Tesla. I got into a car accident — a BMW, that time. I got a new iPhone. I opened two new checking accounts and went on a bad-check-writing spree for as much as $13,000 at a time. I attempted to open dozens of new credit cards. I wrote a check for someone's bail, which they skipped.
On paper, Jessica Roy had a wild year. In reality, that year, and what followed, has been a nightmare.
