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The Guardian - AU
The Guardian - AU
Lifestyle
Janine Israel

My petty gripe: I don’t begrudge your coffee addiction – but do you have to be such a bore about it?

Addiction
The illustration shows a coffee spilling with sad latte art.
‘Is a coffee not truly a coffee unless it’s conjured from scratch by a barista?’ Illustration: Victoria Hart/Guardian Design

I get it: you really like coffee. And you have an addiction. I’m not judging that. You’re beholden to Big Bean, hopelessly hooked on the world’s most consumed psychotropic drug. But, err, do you have to be such a bore about it?

Does it really need a mention on your dating profile, as though a fondness for hot brown liquid is a personality trait?

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