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I was living in north London, but then the other day my wife and I had a bad flood in our apartment because a pipe burst in the flat above us. All our stuff is fine, but we’re going to move. Before that we were staying in an Airbnb in east London that we took based on the pictures alone. They showed that there was one taxidermy giraffe there, but there were actually two, which is quite a lot of taxidermy giraffes for one apartment.
