I’ve been neck-deep in Warhammer games these past few years, bouncing between Darktide, Space Marine 2, and Rogue Trader like an Ogre Mawtribe at a buffet. The Warhammer crowd? We’re feasting. It’s gotten so wild, we’re pulling numbers that would make even Star Wars fans do a double-take.
With all these bangers dropping, you’d think I’d be riding high, but the first time I caught wind of Warhammer 40,000: Speed Freeks, my hype train hit the brakes. Every time a franchise tries to shoehorn itself into a kart racer, I get flashbacks to those awkward crossovers nobody asked for.