Mike White did not have a fun day in western New York Sunday. Not only did he have to face the Buffalo Bills’ top five defense as a 9.5-point underdog, but he had to do so with a depleted offensive line.
That quickly became a problem in a low-scoring battle. White was battered behind the line of scrimmage, standing tall in the pocket to make throws downfield but absorbing a ton of punishment in the process. The elevated backup missed a pair of snaps in the first quarter after taking a big shot. But that was nothing compared to the simulated car crash Matt Milano had waiting for him after halftime.
prayers up for Mike White's ribcage, or whatever remains of it pic.twitter.com/TgWYAwkKeB
— Christian D'Andrea (@TrainIsland) December 11, 2022
White stayed down for a minute before walking to the sideline and eventually back to the locker room to be examined by team doctors. Joe Flacco played in his stead, suffering a strip sack in his first snap of the second half that led to a Bills field goal. But one drive later, White returned to the sideline with his helmet on. Minutes after taking a hit that briefly turned his body into a misplaced accordion:
White was back in the pocket, zipping passes downfield and taking damage behind the line of scrimmage despite what the CBS broadcast described as a “rib injury.” Fans, predictably, were in awe of his toughness. That is, of course, in the midst of making jokes about the picture perfect, Goldberg-style (or Edge, or Ricky Starks, your pick) pro wrestling spear the Jets’ quarterback took Sunday afternoon.
Shout out to Paul Heyman for the call pic.twitter.com/JR4pa6R6qs
— Jalen | Waystar Royco informant (@NotoriousVKM) December 11, 2022
Roman Reigns approves of that spear.. https://t.co/8ZMyVh41zB pic.twitter.com/P1SCbAnD5C
— Steve Clark (@SteveClarkMedia) December 11, 2022
What You See Might Not Be Real, by Chen Wenling, 2009 https://t.co/VQHHxTOLLf pic.twitter.com/5iTd83bYvG
— ArtButMakeItSports (@ArtButSports) December 11, 2022
Good lord that’s a full on WWE spear right on the ribs https://t.co/P3hpe0B30T
— Douglas Reyes-Ceron (@dreyesceron) December 11, 2022
AS GOD AS MY WITNESS, HE IS BROKEN IN HALF! https://t.co/bLUANm7a9d
— JRES (@JREStoddard) December 11, 2022
White Mike’s body moved like Sasuke https://t.co/LgtEBNY1Li pic.twitter.com/ItrOo0HCJ7
— Aaron, just aaron (@a_j_ruszk) December 11, 2022
Rhyno, Goldberg and Edge are smiling https://t.co/Rfi1jHsNPG
— 🪦🦇 (@DEADMAN_pt3) December 11, 2022
I ain’t seen a Spear this clean since Edge against Jeff Hardy in Wrestlemania https://t.co/tG9V5jDBBn
— Monsta 愛 🥴⚜️ (@feedmeok) December 11, 2022
Buddy said https://t.co/hqej0p3quA pic.twitter.com/3I9LABHyWX
— Kyle (@thekeelo_g) December 11, 2022
https://t.co/skXQ7EMMcT pic.twitter.com/yExLoZRolq
— Dynamic Hoop Media🇨🇩🇦🇴 (@TribalChiefRico) December 11, 2022
https://t.co/SzNMiXLQCN pic.twitter.com/Oekeysl6JP
— Big Michael (@BigMikePKP236) December 11, 2022
https://t.co/7sm8NNN0xL pic.twitter.com/OnbqacM655
— Nian (@Nian7482) December 11, 2022
https://t.co/8uC6iZ07Mk pic.twitter.com/hP9OKW84Cp
— KudoDriver1993 (@HeavenlyLariat) December 11, 2022
https://t.co/UYgp9kAWd0 pic.twitter.com/ICTIXHDmma
— ML Kennedy, the nicest of the damned (@WBXylo) December 11, 2022
Mike White is tough as nails for still being in this game https://t.co/Zot83oD7ej
— Doug Kyed (@DougKyed) December 11, 2022
Mike White has proven his toughness 10x over today. Now get him out of the game before he leaves on a cart.
— Dan Hanzus (@DanHanzus) December 11, 2022
Bills fans seeing the LEGEND Mike White return to the game. pic.twitter.com/oXWGkSkdd6
— Devine Sports Gospel (@DevineGospel) December 11, 2022
Mike White getting ready to come back into the game for a second time pic.twitter.com/EFY7xoJZct
— Gump Cathcart (@bubbagumpino) December 11, 2022