Just like all of the other old people who reside in the Tampa-St. Pete area, Tom Brady came to Florida to retire.
Except, unlike his fellow fogeys, when Brady came to the Sunshine State, he somehow accomplished his most monumental feat — and then retired (reportedly).
Before the G.O.A.T (Greatest Of All Time) purportedly put himself out to pasture on Saturday after 22 seasons in the NFL, Brady did something only a real, live GOAT could do: He wove his magical wool and dressed up the traditionally tattered and threadbare Tampa Bay Buccaneers in a championship coat of cashmere.
