Mike Bianchi: By giving its teams $23 million COVID stimulus checks, SEC shows why it’s the gold standard

Here we are at Nick Saban Elementary School where the teacher, Mr. Sankey, is asking all of his kiddie conferences what their future goals are.

“Pac-12, let’s start with you,” Mr. Sankey says. “What do you want to be when you grow up?”

Replies the Pac-12: “I wanna be big and strong so I can beat up everybody — just like the SEC!!!”