Have you ever thought to yourself “gee, I sure wish there was a Robert F. Kennedy Jr. action figure?” Because if you have then your wish has been granted. That’s right, you can now get your hands on an action figure modeled off of the Secretary of Health and Human Services himself.
RFK Jr. shared the bizarre video for the toys on X which advertises a detailed action figure that looks like him as well as an action figure of Donald Trump. The clip shows some of the villains that Kennedy can fight including chronic disease and red 40 with the Secretary of Health increasing his strength Popeye style with whole milk.
As far as action figures go they seem well made with the toys even spouting a range of catchphrases as well as different outfits, you can even put Kennedy in his trademark “waterproof jeans!” One particularly strange part of the ad shows RFK Jr. flipping the food pyramid upside-down because it apparently puts Froot Loops at the top.
Order yours today! pic.twitter.com/ucupfmhlf8
— Secretary Kennedy (@SecKennedy) February 26, 2026
It’s an undoubtedly weird video and upon first watch you may be inclined to believe it’s a satirical video making fun of the Secretary of Health but as RFK Jr. shared it himself it’s safe to assume this isn’t a joke. Sure the action figures aren’t real but Trump’s cabinet don’t understand the concept of comedy so we’re certain it was shared without a hint of irony.
The internet doesn’t know what to think of RFK Jr.’s action figure
While he may have thought it was cool, the rest of the internet thought the video and the whole concept was just straight up cringe. “You can still take this down,” one person responding to the post wrote. Another shared their concept for an “RFK brain worm” action figure.
But more than anything, people were simply confused. Is this where American tax dollars are going? Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has always been seen as unhinged, his position as health secretary has raised a lot of eyebrows due to his controversial opinions on what is and isn’t healthy, but it seems weird to try and market his snake-oil health mindset to children.
In the end, this is just another example of Trump’s cabinet proving to us all that they are not fit for the roles they’re in. At this point many are simply numb to the egotistical A.I. videos shared by the president but Trump isn’t the only one doing it. RFK Jr. is also posting cringe showing just how out of touch and self-centered he is.
