There might not be a ton of memorable moments from Michigan’s season-opener against Colorado State. The Wolverines entered as 30.5-point favorites and held and astounding 72 percent of all bets on the the game as well as 91 percent of the money wagered, per Action Network.
The fact that Michigan took a 23-0 lead into the break pretty much proved what many were expecting. But the real highlight of the first half came from Wolverines punter Brad Robbins—not for anything he did on the field, but for the absolutely astounding mustache he was hiding under his helmet.
Once the punter took his lid off, college football fans lost their minds.
And with good reason. Look at this work of art:
Brad Robbins' stache game is unmatched 👴 @__BR91 pic.twitter.com/CjmcFFYAIr
— Bleacher Report CFB (@BR_CFB) September 3, 2022
Twitter had so many thoughts.
That's Les Miles undercover. pic.twitter.com/5sYJEhnby4
— Jim Weber (@JimMWeber) September 3, 2022
football guy pic.twitter.com/5sZeMvFNcw
— Trevor Sikkema (@TampaBayTre) September 3, 2022
— R. Lee Falco (@LeeHalcon) September 3, 2022
This man belongs on a giant novelty bike from the 1800s not on a football field https://t.co/DKRc8ob2vU pic.twitter.com/vOSgX7U69C
— Tyler Nettuno (@TylerNettuno) September 3, 2022
ol mayor humdinger without a hat lookin ass https://t.co/tGCQu7Vc54
— Alex McDaniel (@AlexMcDaniel) September 3, 2022
This man looks like he probably makes a mean gimlet at a speakeasy https://t.co/f0bF4qwxon
— Caroline Darney (@cwdarney) September 3, 2022
Eventually, Robotnik would go on to earn his doctorate, but people forget he spent his undergrad years at Michiganhttps://t.co/PVNbbBfq7X
— Matt Brown (@MattBrownEP) September 3, 2022
Just got back from throwing a damsel on the train track.
— Cameron Tanner (@Ctanner84) September 3, 2022
When Brad Robbins is trending, here's why 👀 pic.twitter.com/meS4IiryJF
— Michigan On BTN (@MichiganOnBTN) September 3, 2022
Is Michigan punter Brad Robbins secretly Johan Nicolaysen, the famous Norwegian physician, reincarnated? You be the judge… pic.twitter.com/PyvXhZ6FlO
— Whiteout Weekly (@whiteoutweekly) September 3, 2022
Brad Robbins big fan of 'National Mustache Day' 👨
📸: @ESPNCFB pic.twitter.com/37aIEkkX0c
— Yahoo Sports (@YahooSports) September 3, 2022
Michigan punter Brad Robbins, “how it’s started” vs “how it’s going” pic.twitter.com/4jhcqSqwce
— Erik Schlitt (@erikschlitt) September 3, 2022
brad robbins looks like he’s about to hijack a train in the 1800s https://t.co/6TeszWYwRm
— taylor (taylor’s version) (@seltzermom) September 3, 2022
Brad Robbins #GoBlue pic.twitter.com/LPsNWokv2y
— Emmanuel Todd Lopez (@ErikDrake75) September 3, 2022
Really happy for Brad Robbins and his girlfriend. pic.twitter.com/bFPLmEdECr
— Starburst Memories (@GraciousMachine) September 3, 2022