After all those unsung years burrowing down darkly in the middle of some horrible, hairy front rows, Matt Faessler had to think long and hard when asked how many try-scoring hat-tricks he had ever pulled off before.
"The dramatic pause probably means none," the Wallabies' happy hooker smiled eventually.
"No, don't think I've ever scored one. At any level. Front-rowers don't score tries - and I've always been in the front row … well close to it.