The local nine this weekend added two meh players with domestic violence violations in their past, including the least popular player since Scott Rolen. They opened camp with lots of money to spend but with no new talent. And they discovered that their horse might be so lame that he’s staying in the barn.
New season. Same old Phillies.
From the Stupid Money franchise that brought you “If we don’t, we don’t,” the Phillies ended the 99-day lockout and resumed 100% business as usual: tone-deaf, careless, their checkbook nowhere to be found.
