Marathon Server Slam stats are in, and players aren't as impressed by the 9,152,844 PvP deaths as they are by the fact that they extracted 384,866 drinkable cheeseburgers

Marathon Rook scavenger frame cinematic Rook standing in pale water surrounded by dead runners.

Marathon has just concluded its Server Slam beta period ahead of its full launch on March 5, and developer Bungie has prepared a delectable array of statistics to commemorate a weekend spent well on killing your friends and churning burgers.

According to a stats summary video from Bungie, Marathon players killed a shocking 9,152,844 enemy Runners during the game's Server Slam – "Runner" being the polite name for the bio-synthetic shells Marathon players use as their characters. Even more impressive, Server Slam players also destroyed 129,160,928 PvE bots from the abandoned UESC colony ship – though I'm not sure how they had time for all that while also extracting 384,866 drinkable cheeseburgers.