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Rob Smyth

Manchester United 2-1 Brentford, Burnley 1-4 Chelsea, and more: clockwatch – as it happened

Scott McTominay (left) celebrates after scoring his and  of Manchester United’s second goal to give the home side a win against Brentford.
Scott McTominay (left) celebrates after scoring his and of Manchester United’s second goal to give the home side a win against Brentford. Photograph: Ash Donelon/Manchester United/Getty Images

That’s all for today’s clockwatch, but you can join Taha Hashim for Crystal Palace v Nottingham Forest. Thanks for your company and emails – goodnight.

Match report: Everton 3-0 Bournemouth

A strong win over Bournemouth moves Everton up to the 15th in the table. Andy Hunter was at Goodison Park.

Match report: Burnley 1-4 Chelsea Dominic Booth was at Turf Moor to watch Raheem Sterling at his irresistible best.

Match report: Man Utd 2-1 Brentford

Here’s Jamie Jackson on the greatest day of Scott McTominay’s career.

The updated Premier League table

Pos Team P GD Pts
1 Tottenham Hotspur 8 10 20
2 Man City 7 12 18
3 Arsenal 7 9 17
4 Liverpool 7 9 16
5 Aston Villa 7 7 15
6 Brighton 7 5 15
7 West Ham 7 3 13
8 Newcastle 7 11 12
9 Man Utd 8 -3 12
10 Chelsea 8 4 11
11 Crystal Palace 7 0 11
12 Fulham 8 -5 11
13 Nottm Forest 7 -2 8
14 Brentford 8 -1 7
15 Everton 8 -3 7
16 Wolverhampton 7 -5 7
17 Luton 8 -9 4
18 Burnley 8 -13 4
19 AFC Bournemouth 8 -13 3
20 Sheff Utd 8 -16 1

Full time: Fulham 3-1 Sheff Utd

An expected victory for Fulham at Craven Cottage, though the match will probably be remembered for the horrific, career-threatening injury suffered by Sheffield United defender Chris Basham.

Full time: Real Madrid 4-0 Osasuna

Jude Bellingham scored the first two goals as the leaders Real Madrid breezed past Osasuna.

Man Utd 2-1 Brentford Before he came on the field today, Scott McTominay had scored two Premier League goals since February 2021; he then scored two in five minutes to save United from humiliation. Football, eh.

Crystal Palace v Nottm Forest is the late game. Taha Hashim has the team news from Selhurst Park.

GOAL! Fulham 3-1 Sheff Utd (Willian 90+2)

All over at Craven Cottage, where Willian has made it 3-1. Sheffield United stay bottom, Fulham jump to 12th.

Willian of Fulham celebrates scoring a goal after making it 3-1 against Sheffield United.
Willian celebrates after sealing Fulham’s victory. Photograph: Javier García/Shutterstock

Updated

The final scores in our featured games (they’re still playing at Fulham and Real Madrid).

Premier League

Luton 0-1 Spurs

  • Burnley 1-4 Chelsea

  • Everton 3-0 Bournemouth

  • Man Utd 1-1 Brentford

Championship

Scottish Premiership

  • Celtic 3-1 Kilmarnock

Serie A

  • Internazionale 2-2 Bologna

Full time: Raith 1-1 Dundee Utd “Second half substitute Louis Moult rescued a point for Dundee United to keep Jim Goodwin’s men unbeaten in the league and top of the table,” says Simon McMahon. “Dancing in the streets of Raith tonight! And come on Scotland!”

Full time: Burnley 1-4 Chelsea

Chelsea win back-to-back Premier League games for the first time since March. They went 1-0 down, but Raheem Sterling was outstanding and played a part in all four goals.

Real Madrid 4-0 Osasuna Joselu has missed a penalty for Madrid.

Full time: Man Utd 2-1 Brentford

Scott McTominay has given Manchester United’s season the kiss of life with two injury-time goals. He’s being embraced by absolutely everyone and looks pretty emotional as he takes it all in.

Scott McTominay only came on in the 87th minute, and he has scored twice in added time to rescue Manchester United. Maybe he’ll be Erik ten Hag’s Mark Robins. A long free-kick was headed back across goal by Maguire, and McTominay timed his run to head past the keeper.

Manchester United's Scott McTominay scores their second goal and the winner against Brentford.
Manchester United's Scott McTominay scores their second goal and the winner against Brentford. Photograph: Jason Cairnduff/Action Images/Reuters

Updated

GOAL! Man Utd 2-1 Brentford (McTominay 90+7)

Scott McTominay has done it again!!!!!

Full time: Everton 3-0 Bournemouth

Everton end a desperate run of four consecutive home defeats by overcoming Bournemouth at Goodison Park. James Garner, the excellent Jack Harrison and Abdoulaye Doucoure got the goals.

GOAL! Man Utd 1-1 Brentford (McTominay 90+3)

Scott McTominay has equalised in added time! It was a very smart finish after a bit of a scramble in the penalty area, and it has probably saved Manchester United from a third home defeat in eight days.

Manchester United’s Scott McTominay scores a late equaliser against Brentford.
Manchester United’s Scott McTominay scores a late equaliser against Brentford. Photograph: Jason Cairnduff/Action Images/Reuters

Updated

Man Utd 0-1 Brentford The offside – which was against Anthony Martial – has been upheld. They’re into injury time at Old Trafford, with Brentford close to yet another famous act of gianticide.

Disallowed goal: Man Utd 0-1 Brentford Manchester United have had a goal ruled out for offside, though it’s being checked by VAR.

Updated

GOAL! Fulham 2-1 Sheff Utd (Foderingham og 76)

Another own goal, this time in favour of Fulham. Tom Cairney’s mishit long-range shot looped onto the bar, hit the back of Wes Foderingham and rebounded into the net.

Updated

The latest scores in our featured games

Premier League

  • Luton 0-1 Spurs (FT)

  • Burnley 1-4 Chelsea

  • Everton 3-0 Bournemouth

  • Fulham 1-1 Sheff Utd

  • Man Utd 0-1 Brentford

Championship

Scottish Premiership

  • Celtic 3-1 Kilmarnock

Serie A

  • Internazionale 2-2 Bologna (FT)

La Liga

  • Real Madrid 4-0 Osasuna (3.15pm)

GOAL! Real Madrid 4-0 Osasuna (Joselu 70)

It’s a stroll for Madrid, who have won every home game this season.

GOAL! Ipswich 4-2 Preston (Jackson 78)

Kayden Jackson’s goal should secure another home win for Ipswich. As things stand, they and Leicester are already a long way clear at the top.

Pos Team P GD Pts
1 Leicester 11 17 30
2 Ipswich 11 12 28
3 Preston North End 11 -2 20
4 Sunderland 11 8 19
5 Leeds 11 6 19

GOALS! Real Madrid 3-0 Osasuna (Vinicius Jr 71), Celtic 3-1 Kilmarnock (Taylor 82), Leicester 2-0 Stoke (Vardy 79)

Those goals should secure three home wins.

GOAL! Fulham 1-1 Sheff Utd (Robinson og 68)

Antonee Robinson has equalised for Sheffield United! Issa Diop pulled up lame but Sheffield United played on and Jayden Bogle’s cross was turned into his own net by Robinson.

Fulham's Antonee Robinson scores an own goal and Sheffield United's equaliser.
Fulham's Antonee Robinson scores an own goal and Sheffield United's equaliser. Photograph: Hannah McKay/Reuters

Updated

Real Madrid 2-0 Osasuna Jude Bellingham is now the first player since Cristiano Ronaldo to score 10 goals in his first 10 games for Real Madrid. That is outrageous.

GOAL! Burnley 1-4 Chelsea (Jackson 75)

Burnley are being taken apart. Raheem Sterling and Cole Palmer combine to set up the substitute Nicolas Jackson for his third goal of the season.

Chelsea’s Nicolas Jackson scores his side's fourth goal of the game at Burnley.
Nicolas Jackson fires home Chelsea’s fourth. Photograph: Richard Sellers/PA

Updated

GOAL! Celtic 2-1 Kilmarnock (Watson 72)

David Watson (not that one, or that one) has given Kilmarnock a chance of an unlikely point at Celtic Park.

Man Utd 0-1 Brentford Twenty minutes to go at Old Trafford, where Brentford’s beefed-up defence are in control. United have had only one shot on target in each half.

GOAL! Real Madrid 2-0 Osasuna (Yep 54)

It’s Jude Bellingham again! He’s basically mastered football at the age of 20. This time he played a lazy one-two on the edge of the area and nutmegged the keeper.

Updated

The latest scores in our featured games

Premier League

  • Luton 0-1 Spurs (FT)

  • Burnley 1-3 Chelsea

  • Everton 3-0 Bournemouth

  • Fulham 1-0 Sheff Utd

  • Man Utd 0-1 Brentford

Championship

Scottish Premiership

  • Celtic 2-0 Kilmarnock

Serie A

  • Internazionale 2-2 Bologna (FT)

La Liga

  • Real Madrid 1-0 Osasuna (3.15pm)

GOAL! Burnley 1-3 Chelsea (Sterling 65)

Raheem Sterling gets the goal his performance deserves, finishing superbly with his left foot after a through ball from Conor Gallagher. There was a VAR check for offside but the goal stands. Chelsea are heading for back-to-back away wins.

Chelsea's Raheem Sterling scores their third goal at Burnley.
Chelsea's Raheem Sterling scores their third goal at Burnley. Photograph: Lee Smith/Action Images/Reuters

Updated

GOAL! Fulham 1-0 Sheff Utd (De Cordova-Reid 53)

Bobby De Cordova-Reid gives Fulham a deserved lead at Craven Cottage, finishing coolly after a nice move down the left.

Bobby De Cordova Reid of Fulham scores the opening goal against Sheffield United.
Bobby De Cordova Reid thumps Fulham ahead. Photograph: Javier García/Shutterstock
Bobby De Cordova Reid of Fulham celebrates scoring the opening goal against Sheffield United.
Then celebrates. Photograph: Javier García/Shutterstock

Updated

Man Utd 0-1 Brentford Marcus Rashford has been hooked again, along with Mason Mount. Their replacements are Antony and Alejandro Garnacho. To say United are desperate would be an abundant understatement.

GOAL! Everton 3-0 Bournemouth (Doucoure 60)

Bournemouth at home, approaching the hour mark: time for Abdoulaye Doucoure to score. This time it was a simple close-range finish after Jack Harrison’s header was blocked on the line.

Everton's Abdoulaye Doucoure scores their third goal against Bournemouth.
Abdoulaye Doucoure slams home the Toffee’s third of the afternoon. Photograph: Ed Sykes/Action Images/Reuters

Updated

Bundesliga

“Stuttgart, who were trailing by one against Wolfsburg, have gone ahead thanks to a brace by Serhou Guirassy,” writes Kári Tulinius. “The second was his 12th of the season, and he has now bagged one more than he scored all of last season.”

Update: “While typing that, he has completed his hat-trick.”

Updated

GOAL! Ipswich 3-2 Preston (Whiteman 52)

Ben Whiteman has got Preston back in the game at Ipswich. We could end up with the third 4-3 scoreline of the season at Portman Road.

Man Utd 0-1 Brentford Manchester United were unbeaten at home for over a year – they barely drew a game, never mind losing one – when Brighton visited in mid-September. Now they are facing a fourth defeat in five home games, all to teams outside the Big Seven. How on earth do you explain that?

Man Utd 0-1 Brentford “If Ten Hag doesn’t work out, nobody is going to work out,” writes Christopher Faherty. “There is no superior systems-based manager out there at the minute who is available and would be superior, who you’d want to start from scratch with. The problems lie with the ownership.”

GOAL! Burnley 1-2 Chelsea (Palmer 50 pen)

Vitinho fouls Raheem Sterling right on the line of the penalty area, and Cole Palmer scores his first Chelsea goal from the spot.

Burnley’s Vitinho concedes a penalty for a foul on Chelsea’s Raheem Sterling.
Burnley’s Vitinho concedes a penalty for a foul on Chelsea’s Raheem Sterling. Photograph: Richard Sellers/PA
Goal from the spot for Cole Palmer of Chelsea at Burnley.
Cole Palmer sends Burnley goalkeeper James Trafford the wrong way to put Chelsea ahead. Photograph: Paul Obrien/PPAUK/Shutterstock

Updated

Man Utd 0-1 Brentford Christian Eriksen has replaced Casemiro at half-time. Apparently Casemiro had a bit of a shocker in the first half.

“I don’t actually mean sack him,” says Francis Mead of Erik ten Hag, “I really mean best of luck turning it around.”

Ah, my mistake!

We all expected Jude Bellingham to win things with Real Madrid – La Liga, the Champions League, maybe even the Ballon d’or. But I’m not sure many people had him down for the Pichichi. As things stand, he’s the top scorer this season, one ahead of Robert Lewandowski, Alvaro Morata and Takefuso Kubo.

The 14 minutes of added time have been played at Craven Cottage, which means it’s half-time everywhere except the Bernabeu. These are the latest scores.

Premier League

  • Luton 0-1 Spurs (FT)

  • Burnley 1-1 Chelsea

  • Everton 2-0 Bournemouth

  • Fulham 0-0 Sheff Utd

  • Man Utd 0-1 Brentford

Championship

  • Scottish Premiership

  • Celtic 2-0 Kilmarnock

Serie A

  • Internazionale 2-2 Bologna (FT)

La Liga

  • Real Madrid 1-0 Osasuna (3.15pm)

“The glory days of Dave Sexton have been sadly neglected in recent years,” writes Francis Mead. “Ten Hag is posting a timely tribute. I remember a 4-0 thrashing at Old Trafford by Clough’s brilliant Notts Forest in 1977-78. Sexton said we had been ‘taught a lesson’, and that Woodcock was ‘pretty quick’. Eric - thanks for the memories - and best of luck (sincerely).”

And then what?

“Please,” says Jeff Sax, “Ten Hag is not the answer, and that was obvious already last year. Besides discipline, what has he contributed?”

A trophy? The best season of Marcus Rashford’s career? Personally I think it’s way too early to judge, and he should at least be given the rest of the season. United can’t keep going round in circles. And even if they did decide to sack him, would anyone want the job?

“At a rain soaked Stark’s Park where Dundee United currently trail Raith Rovers, who leapfrog United into first place at the top of the Scottish Championship as things stand,” writes Simon McMahon. “At least the inevitable crushing disappointment will be good preparation for what surely awaits the Scotland rugby team tonight. Though I’d still rather be in Paris.”

Full time: Inter 2-2 Bologna

Bologna, the draw specialists, have come from 2-0 down to take a point at San Siro. That’s a bad result for Inter, which gives Milan the chance to go top when they play in Genoa tonight.

Fulham 0-0 Sheff Utd There are 14 added minutes at Craven Cottage due to the horrific injury suffered by Chris Basham.

Half time: Everton 2-0 Bournemouth For the first time since last October, Everton have a two-goal cushion at Goodison Park. James Garner and Jack Harrison got the goals; Harrison’s was a majestic finish.

Half time: Man Utd 0-1 Brentford

United are facing a third consecutive home league defeat for the first time since the days of Dave Sexton.

Half time: Burnley 1-1 Chelsea

“It’s a goob job for Mauricio Pochettino that Ameen Al Dakhil has given Chelsea a helping hand with that own goal to level the scores because, Raheem Sterling aside, the Blues haven’t looked like scoring otherwise,” writes our own Dominic Booth from Turf Moor. “It was a hammer blow for Burnley before the half-time whistle; Vincent Kompany’s side have been bright and boosted by a buoyant home crowd. They’d largely kept the visitors at arm’s length but we go in one apiece thanks largely to the effervescent Sterling.”

GOAL! Ipswich 3-1 Preston (Broadhead 45)

It’s another goalfest at Portman Road, where Nathan Broadhead has put Ipswich 3-1 up. Kieran McKenna is doing some job there.

Ipswich Town's Nathan Broadhead (right) scores his side's third goal of the game.
Ipswich Town's Nathan Broadhead (right) scores his side's third goal of the game. Photograph: George Tewkesbury/PA

Updated

Leicester 1-0 Stoke

“What a difference a new manager makes at times,” writes Graham Randall. “I still think Rodgers should have gone after the FA Cup win but I don’t remember bigger jobs being open. Maybe suffered with Southgate staying on as well. Maresca is an absolute breath of fresh air. Though the difference in standards between the Premier League and Championship is so stark.”

GOAL! Burnley 1-1 Chelsea (Al Dakhil og 42)

Chelsea are level at Turf Moor. Raheem Sterling, who has apparently been excellent, forced an unfortunate own goal from Ameen Al Dakhil.

CHELTENHAM HAVE DONE A GOAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

League One After 1,029 minutes of misery, Rob Street has scored Cheltenham’s first league goal of the season.

Updated

The latest scores in our featured games

Premier League

  • Luton 0-1 Spurs (FT)

  • Burnley 1-0 Chelsea

  • Everton 2-0 Bournemouth

  • Fulham 0-0 Sheff Utd

  • Man Utd 0-1 Brentford

Championship

Scottish Premiership

  • Celtic 2-0 Kilmarnock

Serie A

  • Internazionale 2-2 Bologna (2pm)

La Liga

  • Real Madrid 1-0 Osasuna (3.15pm)

GOALS! Celtic 2-0 Kilmarnock (Palma 33); Ipswich 2-1 Preston (Williams 35)

Luis Palma’s goal was a cracker, boosted into the corner from 25 yards.

Updated

GOAL! Everton 2-0 Bournemouth (Harrison 37)

Jack Harrison, such a shrewd signing, has lobbed Neto brilliantly from 22 yards to put Everton 2-0 up at Goodison Park. This could be such a vital win for Everton, whose home form has been wretched.

Everton's Jack Harrison celebrates scoring their second goal with Abdoulaye Doucoure.
Everton's Jack Harrison celebrates scoring their second goal with Abdoulaye Doucoure. Photograph: Ed Sykes/Reuters

Updated

“If, and it’s still maybe a large if, Manchester United lose today, where does that leave Erik Ten Hag?” wonders Tony Hughes. “Same as before the game started?”

I think so, although this poor run of form is getting very weird now. I’d have to check but I’m fairly sure the last time they lost three consecutive league games at home was in 1978-79.

Updated

Fulham 0-0 Sheff Utd The game has yet to restart, with the medical staff trying to make Chris Basham comfortable before he is taken to hospital. It sounds really horrible.

GOAL! Real Madrid 1-0 Osasuna (Yep 9)

The goal machine Jude Bellingham has put Real Madrid ahead after nine minutes.

GOAL! Ipswich 1-1 Preston (Frokjaer-Jensen 27)

Preston are level at Portman Road!

GOAL! Man Utd 0-1 Brentford (Jensen 26)

Brentford are ahead at Old Trafford, and it’s another mistake from poor Andre Onana. Victor Lindelof was also at fault in the build-up, but Onana should have done better with a relatively tame shot from Mathias Jensen.

Brentford’s Mathias Jensen scores their first goal at Manchester United.
Brentford’s Mathias Jensen slots home to give the visitors the lead. Photograph: Molly Darlington/Reuters
Brentford’s Mathias Jensen celebrates after opening the scoring at Manchester United.
Brentford’s Mathias Jensen celebrates after opening the scoring at Old Trafford. Photograph: Martin Rickett/PA

Updated

GOAL! Leicester 1-0 Stoke (Iheanacho 24)

Kelechi Iheanacho has put the Championship leaders in front, finishing emphatically from a tight angle after a lovely passing move.

Updated

Fulham 0-0 Sheff Utd Chris Basham has suffered a very nasty injury. It sounds like his leg got stuck in the pitch, and the Sky Sports pundit Michael Dawson says he can’t bring himself to watch a replay. If it’s as bad as it sounds, you have to wonder whether Basham, aged 35, will play football again.

Updated

GOAL! Celtic 1-0 Kilmarnock (Hatate 22)

Kilmarnock knocked Celtic out of the League Cup in August, so there might be a bit of rewenge this afternoon. Reo Hatate has put Celtic ahead with a lovely individual goal.

Updated

GOAL! Ipswich 1-0 Preston (Chaplin 18)

Conor Chaplin has put Ipswich ahead at Portman Road, and it sound like it’s been coming.

Ipswich Town's Conor Chaplin (centre) celebrates scoring their side's first goal of the game against Preston with team-mates.
Ipswich Town's Conor Chaplin (centre) celebrates scoring their side's first goal of the game against Preston with team-mates. Photograph: George Tewkesbury/PA

Updated

Burnley 1-0 Chelsea

This is from our man Dominic Booth at Turf Moor.

You can almost see the entire Todd Boehly Chelsea era distilled into 17 minutes here at Turf Moor: plenty of promise on the ball, a big chance that has gone begging for Raheem Sterling but then a soft touch at the back that means they’re behind. Huge credit to the 18-year-old Wilson Odobert for his finish and to Lyle Foster in breaking the Chelsea defence apart. Work to do for Mauricio Pochettin’s men at a balmy Burnley.

Updated

The latest scores in our featured games

Premier League

  • Luton 0-1 Spurs (FT)

  • Burnley 1-0 Chelsea

  • Everton 1-0 Bournemouth

  • Fulham 0-0 Sheff Utd

  • Man Utd 0-0 Brentford

Championship

Scottish Premiership

  • Celtic 0-0 Kilmarnock

Serie A

  • Internazionale 2-2 Bologna (2pm)

La Liga

  • Real Madrid 0-0 Osasuna (3.15pm)

Man Utd 0-0 Brentford No shots on target at either end at Old Trafford.

GOAL! Burnley 1-0 Chelsea (Odobert 15)

Wilson Odobert, the teenage winger make his full Premier League debut today, has put Burnley ahead at Turf Moor! It was a good finish at the end of a smooth counter-attack, though maybe Robert Sanchez could have done better.

Burnley's Wilson Odobert scores their first goal against Chelsea.
Burnley's Wilson Odobert fires the home side into the lead. Photograph: Lee Smith/Action Images/Reuters

Updated

GOAL! Internazionale 2-2 Bologna (Zirkzee 52)

Blimey, Bologna have come from 2-0 down to level at San Siro. Lewis Ferguson flipped a nice pass over the top towards Joshua Zirkzee, who was given an absurd amount of time to roll a shot into the corner.

Updated

GOAL! Everton 1-0 Bournemouth (Garner 8)

Just what the doctor ordered for Sean Dyche. James Garner, who has been in fine form of late, has put Everton ahead, sweeping the ball past Neto from the edge of the area after a slip from Illia Zabarnyi.

Everton's James Garner scores their first goal against Bournemouth.
Everton's James Garner sweeps the ball home to open the scoring. Photograph: Ed Sykes/Reuters
Everton's James Garner (centre) celebrates scoring their side's first goal of the game against Bournemouth with teammates.
Then celebrates. Photograph: Nigel French/PA

Updated

“While I always enjoy a good Rob Smyth MBM (and who doesn’t), you should come clean with the readers,” says Joe Pearson. “You’d rather be in India right now, wouldn’t you?”

Look, that money was just resting in my account. Wait, hang on, you didn’t ask about that. I’m not sure I’d rather be in India, but I’d definitely prefer to be covering events there.

Peep peep! The 3pm games are under way, and these are the latest scores.

Premier League

  • Luton 0-1 Spurs (FT)

  • Burnley 0-0 Chelsea

  • Everton 0-0 Bournemouth

  • Fulham 0-0 Sheff Utd

  • Man Utd 0-0 Brentford

Championship

Scottish Premiership

  • Celtic 0-0 Kilmarnock

Serie A

  • Internazionale 2-1 Bologna (2pm)

La Liga

  • Real Madrid v Osasuna (3.15pm)

Updated

Match report: Luton 0-1 Tottenham Hotspur

Match report: Sunderland 0-4 Middlesbrough

Full time: Luton 0-1 Tottenham

Spurs go top of the Premier League after a hard-fought victory with 10 men. Yves Bissouma was sent off for stupidity just before half-time, but Micky van de Ven put Spurs ahead and they held on through a combination of dogged defending and wasteful finishing from Luton.

Pos Team P GD Pts
1 Tottenham Hotspur 8 10 20
2 Man City 7 12 18
3 Arsenal 7 9 17
4 Liverpool 7 9 16
5 Aston Villa 7 7 15

Updated

Full time: Sunderland 0-4 Middlesbrough

Middlesbrough’s revival continues with a spectacular victory at the Stadium of Light. The key moment was probably the sending off of Sunderland’s Dan Neil just before half-time. After an even first half, Boro ran riot in the second to secure their fifth straight win in all competitions.

Pre-match reading: Man Utd v Brentford

“I cannot decide,” begins Jeff Sax, “whether I want to watch the continued decline of Man Utd or the Chelsea circus... any suggestions?”

It’s what the second-screen experience was invented for.

GOAL! Inter 2-1 Bologna (Orsolini 19 pen)

A whiff of hope for Bologna, who are back in the game thanks to Riccardo Orsolini’s penalty.

GOAL! Sunderland 0-4 Middlesbrough (Forss 90)

An historical goal from Marcus Forss at the Stadium of Light: this is now Middlesbrough’s biggest ever win away to Sunderland.

Real Madrid v Osasuna team news

Celtic v Kilmarnock team news

Leicester v Stoke team news

Ipswich v Preston team news

GOALS! Internazionale 2-0 Bologna (Acerbi 11, Lautaro Martinez 13)

No messing around from Inter. Francesco Acerbi and Lautaro Martinez have put them 2-0 up inside the first 15 minutes at San Siro. Martinez’s goal was a beauty, lasered into the top corner from 25 yards.

Updated

Man Utd v Brentford team news

Man Utd (possible 4-2-3-1) Onana; Lindelof, Evans, Maguire, Dalot; Casemiro, Amrabat; Fernandes, Mount, Rashford; Hojlund.
Substitutes: Bayindir, Eriksen, Pellistri, Van de Beek, McTominay, Hannibal, Martial, Garnacho, Antony.

Brentford (possible 5-3-2) Strakosha; Roerslev, Collins, Pinnock, Ajer, Hickey; Jensen, Norgaard, Janelt; Mbeumo, Wissa.
Substitutes: Balcombe, Jorgensen, Kim, Ghoddos, Onyeka, Yarmolyuk, Olakigbe, Brierley, Maupay.

Referee Andy Madley.

Fulham v Sheff Utd team news

Fulham (possible 4-3-3) Leno; Castagne, Diop, Ream, Robinson; Iwobi, Palhinha, Andreas; De Cordova-Reid, Carlos Vinicius, Willian.
Substitutes: Rodak, Bassey, Ballo-Toure, Reed, Wilson, Cairney, Lukic, Jimenez, Carvalho.

Sheffield United (possible 3-3-2-2) Foderingham; Ahmedhodzic, Basham, Trusty; Bogle, Vinicius Souza, Thomas; Hamer, Norwood; McBurnie, Archer.
Substitutes: Davies, Robinson, Larouci, Seriki, Fleck, Ben Slimane, McAtee, Brewster, Traore.

Referee Sam Barrott.

Everton v Bournemouth team news

Everton (possible 4-2-3-1) Pickford; Young, Tarkowski, Branthwaite, Mykolenko; Garner, Gueye; McNeil, Doucoure, Harrison; Calvert-Lewin.
Substitutes: Joao Virginia, Patterson, Keane, Godfrey, Onana, Danjuma, Beto, Chermiti, Dobbin.

Bournemouth (possible 4-2-3-1) Neto; Tavernier, Zabarnyi, Sensei, Kerkez; Christie, Cook; Smith, Billing, Ouattara; Solanke.
Substitutes: Radu, Aarons, Brooks, Rothwell, Traore, Sinisterra, Kluivert, Moore, Semenyo.

Referee David Coote.

Updated

GOAL! Sunderland 0-3 Middlesbrough (Jones 74)

The outstanding Isaiah Jones has made it three at the Stadium of Light, and I don’t know what else to tell you.

Pre-match reading: Burnley v Chelsea

Burnley v Chelsea team news

Burnley (possible 4-3-3) Trafford; Vitinho, Al Dakhil, Delcroix, Taylor; Berge, Cullen, Brownhill; Odobert, Foster, Tresor.
Substitutes: Muric, O’Shea, Roberts, Cork, Ramsey, Rodriguez, Amdouni, Koleosho, Bruun Larsen.

Chelsea (possible 4-2-3-1) Sanchez; Cucurella, Disasi, Thiago Silva, Colwill; Caicedo, Fernandez; Palmer, Gallagher, Sterling; Broja.
Substitutes: Petrovic, Maatsen, Gilchrist, Mudryk, Ugochukwu, Chukwuemeka, Jackson, Madueke, Matos.

Referee Stuart Attwell.

GOALS! Sunderland 0-2 Middlesbrough (Greenwood 58, Crooks 60)

Boro are making their extra man count at the Stadium of Light. They’ve scored twice in three minutes through Sam Greenwood and Matt Crooks. Despite their awful start to the season, Boro will be only five points behind fourth-placed Sunderland if they win this.

GOAL! Luton 0-1 Spurs (Van de Ven 52)

Ten-man Spurs are ahead at Kenilworth Road. Micky van de Ven scored his first goal for the club from close range after great work by the irrepressible James Maddison.

Updated

If I am hungover, any romcom will see me through, as will a YouTube video of a hedgehog being stroked with a toothbrush.

This is very good news for Newcastle, although the release clause looks a bit low.

Half time: Sunderland 0-0 Middlesbrough

It’s also goalless in the Tees-Wear derby, though Sunderland are down to 10 fellas: Dan Neil was shown a second yellow card in injury time, I think for dissent.

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Half time: Luton 0-0 Tottenham

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Preamble

Hello and welcome to another busy clockwatch, although maybe we should call this week’s a crisiswatch. Manchester United, Everton, Chelsea and Sheffield United all play this afternoon, all contenders to finish the weekend in possession of the Premier League Crisis Baton.

There’s also a very big game at the top of the Championship, Ipswich v Preston, and the leaders in Scotland, Italy and Spain are all in action. These are our featured games, all 3pm kick-offs unless stated.

Premier League

  • Luton 0-0 Spurs (12.30pm)

  • Burnley v Chelsea

  • Everton v Bournemouth

  • Fulham v Sheff Utd

  • Man Utd v Brentford

Championship

  • Sunderland 0-0 Middlesbrough (12.30pm)

  • Ipswich v Preston

  • Leicester v Stoke

Scottish Premiership

  • Celtic v Kilmarnock

Serie A

  • Internazionale v Bologna (2pm)

La Liga

  • Real Madrid v Osasuna (3.15pm)

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