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The Guardian - UK
The Guardian - UK
Sport
Barney Ronay

Manchester City played high-speed digital football. United are a dial-up

“Yeah, not bad.” With 44 minutes gone at the Etihad Stadium Manchester City scored a goal that brought the usual cheers and roars, but also something else, the urge to laugh.

City had already spent the first half playing football that seemed to have benefited from an operating system upgrade, demonstrating the latest miracle processor against a batch of red-shirted patsies.

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