A man stabbed his friend with a carving knife following an argument at a birthday party about oral sex, a court has heard.
Christopher Morris, 30, plunged the weapon into his mate's thigh, and when police arrived he told them that he was the "suspect", using his fingers to make quotation marks in the air as he said the word.
The victim was sat on the floor bleeding heavily through his jeans, and officers made sure that he received emergency first aid until an ambulance arrived, Wales Online reports.