There was a certain cohort of online puritans that lost their tiny minds over a pint-sized Sabrina Carpenter striking sexy poses during her Short N Sweet tour. Well, thoughts and prayers to them — and the parents of pre-teens who are going to need to explain the birds, the bees and vaginal lubrication after Man’s Best Friend hits playgrounds everywhere.
In her seventh studio album, Carpenter doubles down on deconstructing her Disney channel star appeal, applying her dirty mind and innuendo expertise to another crop of raunchy and hilarious tunes. Seriously, try not bopping along to these retro-inflected diss tracks dedicated to just how badly men fumble the bag.
