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Monika Pašukonytė

Man Needs To Go To Toilet Every Time There’s A Chore To Do, Wife Reconsiders Having 2nd Kid

In biology class, they teach us that certain visuals and/or physical interaction can have some desirable “effects” on a man. But for every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, isn’t there? Batting of the eyelashes gets him all tingly, but the ding of the dishwasher gets his bowels moving. It’s science.

Or is it? This carefully orchestrated biological evolution is an avoidance tactic that is starting to backfire (pun intended…) on mankind. Women have caught on! One woman in particular is calling the bluff on her husband’s visits to the porcelain throne, and she has had enough.

More info: Reddit

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