As the good book says, “Love thy neighbor.” The long version of that is: “Love thy neighbor and their evening rituals with their dog, regardless of your own anxieties.” But they ran out of space in that verse. Unfortunately, not everyone feels these rules apply to them.
A new neighbor moved into town, and for one man and his harmless routine, this spelled trouble. His ways were deemed “uncomfortable” by his new neighbors, and their solution was as simple as it was absurd: he needed to disappear.
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