A Tesco shopper and his wife were left "rolling around laughing" after finding a parsnip shaped like a man exposing a massive penis inside a bag of veg.
Matthew Whitaker, 44, was stunned to pull out the phallic parsnip from the 19p bag of veg, which prompted a laughing fit from his wife Amy, 34.
It is the second time Matthew has found a rude veg - two years ago he pulled out a carrot that looked like a tiny penis in between two legs.