We need to make the Chicago NASCAR course feel more true to the actual Chicago driving experience. I propose the following additions to the course:
- Have a slalom course where they have to swerve in and out of all the double parked cars and the vehicles making a left turn without their blinkers on.
- Set one of the cars on fire for good measure. Nothing like a good “Car-B-Que” on your commute. Since it’s near July 4th, make sure the vehicle is packed with fireworks smuggled in from Indiana.
- An obstacle course where they have to avoid all the potholes, dibs, bike lane reflectors, jutted-out curb crossings, and pedestrian islands.
- Since the race cars are close to the ground, sprinkle in a few of those sewer grates sticking up from the road.
