Are we meant to just continue this season after everything that went down at the MAFS Commitment Ceremony last night? There is not enough superglue to mend me.
But tonight! Tonight Claire
AdamBronteHarrisonall the bestgot his dick wetmade you think you were gaslighting himHe thinks he is god’s giftJessenot as deep as Crypto BroMAFSDanSandyso I fucked upJanelleJessedidDan breached his contract.dirty dawg MAFSTaylaI destroy menHugocarnagesameEvelynu are so hairyMAFSrestrainRupertwhile you’re down thereLyndall‘s a big bullylook in the mirror bebMAFSshe looks like a good dog owner!yoo-hoo, over hereomg wot have I done, all I wanted was a little funhahahaha one week it will be you thoit was a good lineas long as nothing else is limp, sonMelindaI believe him to be unwellMAFSJESUS MARY AND JOSEPH SHE IS A PIECEeyes where I can see ’emlouder for the people up the backconsider me flaccidBLERGGGHHHHHBKAAHBVREHVdo moreyogalatesyogalates? Yogalates.I am not readyu got make me look so good in the final editBAHAHAKJNCEJBCAEBWEVDogactually, this sucksMAFSChantelle Schmidt is a freelance writer. You can follow her on Instagram and TikTok.