MAFS Recap: Evelyn Declares War On Douche Monkeys The Other Grooms Are Shaking In Their Boots

Good news: we’re halfway through the experiment (thank fuck). Bad news: we’re also halfway through MAFS recaps (I’ll miss you). Rupert

DanSandy

have u heard of Isagenix

MAFS JesseClaire

so proud of our dumb children

EvelynMelinda

rich or not, let’s destroy him

but he acts like a misogynistic child

AlyssaDuncan

if my husband talks to him tonight, I will go back to being a mermaid

YES. QUEEN.

Tayla

give me popcorn I won’t vomit I swear

AROOGA

o shit shouldn’t have had the tequila shot

MAFS

I thought Claire was bad!!

Janelle

I might make u sleep on a window sill and say you’re not manly but I’m NOT A CUNT

she must be joking

anyone got a horror movie I can star in

TahneeOllie

sup cunts

I did not call u a cunt, I don’t think

would

y do I do things

MAFSJohn Aiken

let this hug not turn into sex

I’ll misalign your dick in a second, mate

I wanted a protein shake collab after this

here we go again

and then eat that shit, u dog

please no my wife will kill me for speaking to u

Harrison

I told Alessandra i’m not into that

look, Harrison’s an attractive guy and people are going to want to butt-fuck him

Adam

I would also like to blame my vape, the shit cunt

not jealous

Bronte

could we do the Bondi to Bronte?

noooooo

don’t tell me about it, stud

FML I was hoping she’d be into me

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