We’re back for another night of mediocre couple retreating. Joy!
Melinda and Evelyn
HarrisonLaytonu did this to urself, sisRupert OllieBig mistake. HUGEAudrina PartridgeJustin BobbyLove Island?Bronte and I will win the fake relo contest, thanksu fucked up, bossWAAAAAAAAHissuckersTassie Devil Taylahello? is it me you’re looking for?LyndallCam hope she likes mummies!DuncanAlyssaClairedo u need a crystal to protect yourself?HugoatMAFSTahneelucky you’re cutelet’s fight later thowe forgot the poo bagshoney, honey, my mum wouldn’t like this from youam I about to bow down to u, queen‘scuse meno one treats her majesty likes thispetulant child!!I do this regularlystraight to pound towndo u think ur mum would like meTBCI don’t recall, judgehow dare u tell the truthI will find uChantelle Schmidt is a freelance writer and host of We’ve Done The MAFS podcast. Follow her on Instagram or TikTok.Stupidly obsessed with MAFS? Hey, no judgement here. Why not follow our brand new podcast We’ve Done The MAFS HERE and for a weekly dump of MAFS news to your inbox, sign up to our newsletter HERE.