LOS ANGELES — I look at people who put ketchup on their eggs the same way I look at the folks who watch golf on TV. Do what you need to do. Just leave me out of it.
I've tried both, and in each case I quickly wanted something else.
Now, in full disclosure, I rarely put ketchup on anything, mainly soggy fries, so it's not really about the eggs. However, when it comes to watching golf on TV, it is about the golf. I've always found it bland as an unsalted rice cake. That's why I shocked myself when I found myself wanting to wear a golf shirt. But it wasn't just any golf shirt. This one came with the flavor I'd been missing.
